Many have wondered at Jack Dorsey’s transformation. He went from this bright-eyed young chap, the kind of smart young man any father would like to marry his daughter off to:

to a forlorn hobo who Hunter Biden might buy crack from, in a multistorey car park after midnight:

in just a few short years.

After lengthy research, I have discovered the cause of his Beard. It’s actually quite simple: Twitter is energetically committed to censoring and shadow-banning, usually via AI; however Q has protected Donald Trump’s account from all AI intervention, and so when Twitter decides to delete, let’s say 50% of the “likes” from Trump’s tweets, Jack Dorsey has to personally click on the Tweet, go into Twitter’s admin panel and then click “delete”, fill in a captcha that Q inserted just to vex him, and then click “confirm”. Due to Twitter’s internal security procedures, it is not possible for anyone except Jack Dorsey to perform this operation. And because Trump gets a lot of love, that means Dorsey spends a lot of time in his office, peeing in a bucket and filling in captchas. He doesn’t have time to shower or change his clothes, let alone shave.

Hence the beard.