Henry Adams, in Mont-Saint-Michel and Chartres, relates a Medieval Madonna assuming the form of a devotee-knight and jousting in his place, knocking all & sundry to the ground since he was unable to attend.

Anodyne modern Christianity is an abomination, and I’m not even a Christian.

Here is a particularly judgemental, badass Madonna, courtesy of Giotto.

She’s looking at you and thinking, “What a piece of shit you are. Sort yourself out asap or you will burn on the lake of fire for all eternity. Loser.”